Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for January 18, 2009
Transcript:
Wally: Surprise! Joan: You bought me a house plant? Wally: It's an orchid. Joan: That someone has to take care of. Wally: It can't be that hard. Joan: "Needs bright indirect light. Avoid drafts. Keep between 60¶§ and 80¶§. Fertilize weekly... keep damp constantly..." Weekly? Constantly? I can't take the pressure!! Wally: I thought you'd like it. Joan: I can keep the kids alive, or the plant. You pick.
ejcapulet over 15 years ago
Should’ve just gone for roses.
margueritem over 15 years ago
Send the orchid over here, Joan. I have more time than you do.
slug_queen over 15 years ago
That’s funny- the only time I’ve ever been able to keep a plant alive is when I had a nursling! Maybe it was something about nursing the baby that reminded me to water my plants…
hildigunnurr Premium Member over 15 years ago
well, maybe he can take care of it himself, why should it necessarily be she?
Deezlebird over 15 years ago
Give me an orchid over roses anyday–my orchid blooms for a couple of months every year–roses are done in a week.
llorraine23 over 15 years ago
We always joke that I have the ‘black thumb of death’ with orchids. Don’t know why, but they don’t do well in our house. I have other house plants that live quite happily. Go figure?
Smiley Rmom over 15 years ago
That’s why I like cut flowers - I don’t feel guilty when they wilt and die.
alondra over 15 years ago
Poor Wally. At least his heart was in the right place.
margueritem over 15 years ago
doctortoon says:
This is funny because I’ve always liked giving live plants better than cut flowers. I just have an issue with giving flowers to express my feelings, knowing they will only last a few days. (The flowers that is, feelings last longer)
ITA, doc. I’d rather receive a plant.
widjibeaker over 15 years ago
I’d suggest they start with a Wandering Jew - they take neglect pretty well. I can kill cacti, but I can keep my Wandering Jew alive.
laughaday over 15 years ago
Poor Wally indeed. I just hope he doesn’t know what an orchid is the symbol for.
harebell over 15 years ago
I have to read this strip twice, once for the main story and once for the subtext with the kids. Love it. Reminds me of the old fashioned strips….
Keep on keepin' on almost 5 years ago
PREACH IT, JOANIE! PREACH IT!!! (in other words, yeah me too. blushes)
unfair.de over 3 years ago
Well, which was more expensive to get and will be cheaper to keep? Do you count the money you already sunk or the money you need to spend in future?
SeaDragon about 2 years ago
Orchids are easy to take care of: bathroom window ledge, water on Monday and Thursday, fertilize twice a year, cut finished blooming spikes leaving three leaf nodes.
No One in Particular about 2 years ago
My Dad LOVES plants, so we have at least a dozen orchids in the house every day.