Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for February 06, 1996

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Wally: Do you think your sister would go out with me, Val? Val: Wally, let me explain something about Joan. Val: She's never learned to like what's good for her. We need to wean her off beefcake, and teach her to enjoy broccoli. Wally: Are you saying that in the world of dating, I'm broccoli!!? Wally: Hey, I can do beefcake! Val: And I can do Madonna, but it's not a pretty sight.