Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for January 04, 2009

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Boomer: Hey, what's all this? Poncho: That's New Year's stuff. It's a human tradition. First they wear these funny hats and blow on these noisy things. THen they drink from these, and lie about personal inadequacies they're going to change. One of the neighbors will make sarcastic remarks about her husband, and a cousin will fall in the cheese dip. Then one of them will lament that they never got to be a rock star, and the other will say, "Well, I never got to live in Paris!" They'll start getting loud and stumbly. One will say, "you oaf, that wine will stain the curtains!" The other will say, "watch out! You got candle wax in your hair!" Then they'll hug and says "I love you!" "No I love you!" "Boo hoo, shlub shlub, glug glug..." Chazz: ... Resolution number 1: throw the New Years stuff out farther away.