Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for December 20, 2006

Transcript:

Woman: Hello, class, and welcome to "Manners in the New Millenium." Sadly, the pbulic will no longer tolerate bratty children in their comics. People want their child characters to be good role models who say precious things and never misbehave. Moxie Gumption: Where's the fun in that? We're not allowed to do anything? Woman: Oh, yes. You can engage in hi-jinks, of course. Moxie Gumption: Is running an ultimate fighting competition out of a pool hall considered "hi-jinks"? Woman: Oh dear, I can tell I'm going to need th advanced curriculum, here...