Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for April 06, 2006

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Fritz: C'mon, Bixby, I don't pay you to sit in the trash half the day. Bixby: You don't pay me enough not to sit in the trash half the day! Fritz: How about I double how much I don't pay you not to sit in the trash half the day? Bixby: Then... I'd be in the trash the whole day! Fritz: If you do the math, you'd see I'd be getting my money's worth. Bixby: Shoot. He knows I'm no good at math...