Garfield by Jim Davis for March 04, 1987
March 03, 1987
March 05, 1987
Transcript:
Arlene: Garfield, I just don't know what I see in you. Garfield: It is a bit overwhelming, isn't it? Arlene: You're rude, obnoxious, fat, selfish, egotistical, and totally devoid of any charm. Garfield: I am not egotistical.
Emzuar88 about 10 years ago
He is, however, a dog-kicking, spider-stomping, teddy-hugging, lasagna-munching, lazy, fat, self-centered, cynical, old, ugly, mailman-beating, Monday-hating, caped avenger, coffee-sipping, orange and striped, flower-maiming, non-mouser, sarcastic, skinny-joking, nine-lived (one life down), girl scout-scaring, cake-scoffing, owner-ridiculing, TV-watching, conniving, oversleeping, condescending, diet-cheater, sunbeam-sleeper, bird-catching, food-stealing, lacking exercise, indoor, grocery store-terrorizing, curious, camping-disliking, bored of farms, cat.
CheezyGalaxy over 6 years ago
wow