For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for July 02, 2000

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John: Aaahh...I've been looking forward to this all day! Phone: Ringgg! Ringg! John: Hello? Phone: Beep, beep, beep, beep. John: This is NOT a fax machine! Can anyone hear me? This is a private number!! Phone: Ringgg! John: I bet that thing has an instant redial. If I don't pick up it'll leave a long, beeping message on my answering machine! Hello!!! This is a private number! Is anyone there? This is NOT a fax!! I'll bet that **** thing is programmed to dial this number at least 3 times before it gives up! Elly: What are you doing, John...I thought you were going to have a nice, long bath! John: ...I'm waiting for a wrong number.