Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for November 08, 2008
November 07, 2008
November 09, 2008
Transcript:
Man: Don't worry, your mom and I have come up with a way to afford retirement after all. We're going to knock over a liquor store and get sent up the river, where we'll get free medical care, room and board and three squares.
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quinones.felix over 15 years ago
Sounds like a plan to me.
psampson over 15 years ago
Make it a jewelry store. The higher value of the swag will mean the “accommodations” will be available longer.
joylederman over 15 years ago
I proposed this exact plan in a comment I posted a couple days ago (probably not to this strip). It’s scary and pathetic that the only way Americans are currently guaranteed to get decent health care is if they are in prison. The room & board are perks. Better to do some sort of white collar crime, tho, so they can get accomodations at the Martha Stewart Country Club Prison…or better yet, the CEO Golden Parachute and $750B bailout.
the-tinternets over 15 years ago
hmmmm…