And remember wich side of the plane you put your luggage on so you can get it yourself. And thank you for the $50 per bag fee you paid. There are stores in the terminal where you can get some ibuprofen for the pain from being cramped in those smaller seats for the entire flight. Forgive us if we don’t answer the call bells right away, the captain will leave the “remain seated” light on so that we don’t have to listen to you complain. Now please sit back and relax, we are 87th in line to taxi to prepare to take off. Thank you for flying inconvenience air.
anat622 over 14 years ago
The next logical step.
carmy over 14 years ago
Not a problem, here’s some flat soda and some stale peanuts. Make sure you share them with the rest of the crew.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 14 years ago
That’s what I hear about Frontier Airlines!
tonytiger29 over 14 years ago
And remember wich side of the plane you put your luggage on so you can get it yourself. And thank you for the $50 per bag fee you paid. There are stores in the terminal where you can get some ibuprofen for the pain from being cramped in those smaller seats for the entire flight. Forgive us if we don’t answer the call bells right away, the captain will leave the “remain seated” light on so that we don’t have to listen to you complain. Now please sit back and relax, we are 87th in line to taxi to prepare to take off. Thank you for flying inconvenience air.
treBsdrawkcaB over 14 years ago
…and, tomorrow, everyone will have to put their arm out the window and flap real hard…
Khard12 over 14 years ago
And there will be a $25 fee for using our galley to prepare the meal for the flight crew. Ans as always, thank you for flying with Skru U Arilines.
slavetofashion69 over 14 years ago
lol @ Khard and Tonytiger. What a fabulous world of modern-day conveniences we live in, eh?