Have a few lighthouses, do you?
Naughty kids! What’s a bent-over sweety to do these days?
ACK! My eyes!
Those bad, bad flamingos.
She must be a follower of Shiva.
Baslim: Laugh-In ref FTW!
Paging Dr. Freud
first thought.. ha ha… second thought, could there really be? quick google and surprise… there are lotz (such as)
Euro3Plast Baddy Garden Gnome
What it is: A glow-in-the-dark, vaguely phallic lawn ornament that looks either like a postmodern representation of a garden gnome or a baby squid.
What it says: I want every teenager for a 15-mile radius to know where you live and to steal things from your lawn.
Read more: http://www.esquire.com/the-side/holiday-gift-advice-2008/worst-gifts-2008#ixzz0NJU2fXJq
who’d’a thunk it…..
This is just wrong…
TruckDriverFritz, love the garden gnome, and it’s only $340 US. Think I’ll buy 10 of them….
No! No! That’s “phthalic”. They’re plastic ornaments!
Phallic phthalates sit Upon my pristine, green front lawn bleeep kids! Get off those!
Blue Raven’s haiku for the new win! (With an assist by Ottod.)
(Usually only seven syllables in the second line, Blue Raven; but it’s not a hard-and-fast rule in English haiku.)
Nice new photo, T.
sandboil, If you think flamingos are phallic, that would probably explain all the trips to the emergency room!
margueritem over 14 years ago
Have a few lighthouses, do you?
Sisyphos over 14 years ago
Naughty kids! What’s a bent-over sweety to do these days?
ejcapulet over 14 years ago
ACK! My eyes!
sandboil over 14 years ago
Those bad, bad flamingos.
wndrwrthg over 14 years ago
She must be a follower of Shiva.
4deerinmyyard over 14 years ago
Baslim: Laugh-In ref FTW!
zero over 14 years ago
Paging Dr. Freud
Fred Kuechenmeister over 14 years ago
first thought.. ha ha… second thought, could there really be? quick google and surprise… there are lotz (such as)
Euro3Plast Baddy Garden Gnome
What it is: A glow-in-the-dark, vaguely phallic lawn ornament that looks either like a postmodern representation of a garden gnome or a baby squid.
What it says: I want every teenager for a 15-mile radius to know where you live and to steal things from your lawn.
Read more: http://www.esquire.com/the-side/holiday-gift-advice-2008/worst-gifts-2008#ixzz0NJU2fXJq
who’d’a thunk it…..
Durak Premium Member over 14 years ago
This is just wrong…
margueritem over 14 years ago
TruckDriverFritz, love the garden gnome, and it’s only $340 US. Think I’ll buy 10 of them….
ottod Premium Member over 14 years ago
No! No! That’s “phthalic”. They’re plastic ornaments!
BlueRaven over 14 years ago
Phallic phthalates sit Upon my pristine, green front lawn bleeep kids! Get off those!
4deerinmyyard over 14 years ago
Blue Raven’s haiku for the new win! (With an assist by Ottod.)
(Usually only seven syllables in the second line, Blue Raven; but it’s not a hard-and-fast rule in English haiku.)
margueritem over 14 years ago
Nice new photo, T.
rainman5353 over 14 years ago
sandboil, If you think flamingos are phallic, that would probably explain all the trips to the emergency room!