Well, whaddya know, Pig-Face, the massively mass murderer, is named Reginald! And Good Steve? He ought to be disbarred for failing to provide the best defense he could (which is the defense lawyer’s professional obligation). And slapped upside the head….
One of my favorite lines in this regard is from “Liar Liar” with Jim Cary:
A repeat-offender calls the defender’s office wanting to know what he has to do to stay out of jail. Jim’s character grabs the phone and yells “STOP BREAKING THE LAW $! %$# !!!”
Pharmakeus Ubik about 10 years ago
I’d call it a hazard to navigation. The bay is pretty shallow in spots,
Sisyphos about 10 years ago
Well, whaddya know, Pig-Face, the massively mass murderer, is named Reginald! And Good Steve? He ought to be disbarred for failing to provide the best defense he could (which is the defense lawyer’s professional obligation). And slapped upside the head….
biglar about 10 years ago
One of my favorite lines in this regard is from “Liar Liar” with Jim Cary:
A repeat-offender calls the defender’s office wanting to know what he has to do to stay out of jail. Jim’s character grabs the phone and yells “STOP BREAKING THE LAW $! %$# !!!”
Wren Fahel about 10 years ago
Oooooo! Good one!
tripwire45 about 10 years ago
Steve needs to find a new job. Maybe something in the Peace Corps.
ssfqwerty about 10 years ago
Lawyers should be illegal.
sbchamp about 10 years ago
Denny Crane!
kittenpah about 10 years ago
He stabbed them with moose antlers? Moose antlers aren’t particularly pointy. Also, our killer seems awfully mild now.
Mitchtheone about 10 years ago
What do you call a successful lawyer. An ambulance chaser. What do you call lawyer who is not successful. A politician.