Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for August 17, 2013

wait, how’d he do that?

Sorry, Opus, but Zsa Zsa, even circa 1963, doesn’t do it for me. And that sledgehammer is still an annoyance. I suggest you do a second rewrite; lessee, this is the 1980s…. How about Linda Hamilton?

Zsa Zsa doesn’t do it for me either.

C’mon Opus, =erase, erase, scribble,scribble= Lola Granola, where y’bin!

Wait a minute…didn’t Opus have a “thing” for Diane Sawyer at the time? He should have written HER in.

Make sure she knows how to work the prndl…

that is what cubs fan are. they think they are zsa zsa, but really they are inbred dregs from deliverance.

Nah. Give me early Bridgette Bardot. Maybe even Ursula Andress.

Anyone remember Vanessa from the “Man Show”? I lost all coordination whenever I saw her.

Eva Gabor, not bad! What about Annette Funicello? Or Barbara Feldon (“Agent 99”)?

Annette and Eva are fine, but I’d rather be on a desert island with Barbara Eden and Dawn Wells.

I’d have gone for Barbara Eden in her Jeannie outfit.

And another slight rewrite. The sledge hammer turns into a bag of cash.

I prefer Eva thanks to Green Acres.

I prefer Eva thanks to Green Acres.

I prefer Eva thanks to Green Acres.