Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for May 25, 2013

Spanish Manilow? Can’t be as good as Spanish Fry.

http://www.watchcartoononline.com/futurama-episode-512-spanish-fry

Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy. Opus, you handled that Zortian Merchandising Division guy perfectly.

Maybe not, but rhino horns are rumored to do the same. Cure cancer as well (according to a doctor in Viet Nam). Sadly, the rhino will be gone within a decade if the poaching rate continues. Problem is the levels of graft and corruption are high and some of those entrusted to the rhinos protection are easily bought out.

There’s an elk ranch, near South Fork, Colorado, that makes more $ selling antlers to China than they do selling meat locally.

Of course the joke here has as much to do with Barry Manilow’s prominent nose as it does with his music.

but, barry writes the songs that make the whole world sing. and, he needs mandy who came and gave without taking, but he sent her away. and spent a weekend in new england. and, he also met this girl named lola, who was a showgirl at the copacabana, the hottest spot north of havana.

“..so much garbage music could have been avoided…”

I see your problem, Omnius – you appear to be inadvertently confusing the term “garbage music” with the term “music I don’t like”

I love the phrase “powdered Barry Manilow nose.” It’s kinda poetic! And it puts the picture in my head of Barry powdering his nose.

Couldnt they have taken Barbara Streisand at the time…?

How lame must one be to cull something political out of this. BTW, sarah413, get a sense of humor…GAWD! You must be a real hit at parties.