Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for September 27, 2012

WANTED, DEAD OR ALIVE!REWARD $10000Young BinkleyBinkley is a notoriously unethical newspaper-swiper. He is believed to be armed with two copies of USA Today and should be considered dangerous. If seen, do not approach. Call immediately: Homeland Security, 555-555-5555.

It always starts with light weight things like USA Today. Then to more heavy weight stuff like the NY Times. Before long, he’ll be swiping Playboys as if there were no internet.

Why would you want two? Come to think of it, why would you want even one?

Well, at the very least I hope it’s a nice hand basket.

I don’t look at the pictures, I only get it for the articles. Oh, we’re talking about usa today?

It’s a funny thing: Harvard and Yale train their students that ethics are situational, there are no moral absolutes. But then these graduates are surprised to find themselves in prison for how they run the banks… Is there a connection? Just curious.

I thought that yesterday, Yom Kippur, was the day of atonement. Guess it’s better late than never.

We can’t have a crisis in ethics…we ain’t got none!

One word…drones. Ethics need to start at the top…

Am I giving something away if I remember when USA Toady actually WAS a quarter????

Reporters… They can smell guilt like a bloodhound. And they flush it like one too.