Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for August 09, 2012

Steve’s down to 1% of the take? Maybe the police should have taken his belt….

Don’t push you luck, Opus and Bill. 99% of nothing is still nothing. Same as 98%.

Let’s see………what is 99% of nothing???

(I’m trying to be funny here!)

I love a good Dove bar in the morning! Wait, are we talking about ice cream?

Dove bars are yummy, but I don’t know about for breakfast. I like the ones with chocolate ice cream inside, but they’re almost impossible to find any more.

To think that Steve just became a 1%-er…not such a good thing in this case.

Prison rape. Always fresh and funny comedy.

I would trick them into accepting the 1% and taking the 99% for myself.

Let’s see…prison rape….bathroom soap….SIGN STEVE, SIGN THE STINKING PAPERS!

I think I am heading out to the Stop and Shop. I believe that Dove Bars are on sale!Anybody want anything?

Is this an early comment about the 1% types?

It was Bill who was trashing the hotel room in true rocker style. Why is Steve locked up?

Wow, why would anyone want to rape a mad dog? Oh, never mind

You’re a underhanded lawyer Steve! Can’t you put a loophole in the fine print or something??