Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for April 16, 2012

The level of musicianship here is astounding!

There are NO G minors in Metal…it has to be E Minor….it’s a “guitar thing”…..hehe

Phil Spector, George Martin…..Steve Dallas?

Too bad Opus’ wings don’t work.

And the band Winger was born.

You have to understand the following about rock stars:You cannot know how to play an instrument.You cannot know how to sing.You have to have no taste whatsoever in clothes.You have to be a drug addict or the industry will make you into one.

Freak’n at the freaker’s ball, ya’ll

I’m surprised Opus knows what “winging that mother” means . ..

Opus is wearing spats and bowtie! Groovy, man! Dat cat be smoove! If anyone can “wing that mother” it be Opus and Bill!

Wow, Cardboard, nice way to work in a Dr. Hook reference. But which one of ‘em is the "necrophiliac lookin’ for dead ones"?

But nurbz, there are no guitars in DeathTongue and I fear to contemplate what key a tongue is played in!

.“Music is best understood by children and animals.”.…………. Stravinsky