Steve Dallas: the very model of a modern major jerk!
Hmm, that explains a lot.
Time to shoot the Messenger and end the Messages.
Steve has suicidal tendencies.
I don’t think he’s gonna live much longer!! At the very least he’ll probably have a black eye or a fat lip!
He’ll be storing fat in his lip in a minute.
I would’ve said, “You don’t sweat much for a fat girl.”
Things You Ought Not Say to a Woman
by Steve Dallas
Please pardon the previous blank (if it even appears). Steve could be my husband’s twin–easily: mouth in motion before brain. Kind of like I have fingers in motion before brain sometimes, thus the blank.
What people forget is, Steve Dallas probably does think before he says.
Girl: “How does it look? Be honest!” Guy: “That’s not my favorite dress, honey, I like the blue one.” Girl: “A$$h0le!”
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Sisyphos over 15 years ago
Steve Dallas: the very model of a modern major jerk!
wndrwrthg over 15 years ago
Hmm, that explains a lot.
lazygrazer over 15 years ago
Time to shoot the Messenger and end the Messages.
RussellNash over 15 years ago
Steve has suicidal tendencies.
cgrl78 over 15 years ago
I don’t think he’s gonna live much longer!! At the very least he’ll probably have a black eye or a fat lip!
Ray_C over 15 years ago
He’ll be storing fat in his lip in a minute.
Ray_C over 15 years ago
I would’ve said, “You don’t sweat much for a fat girl.”
coffeeturtle over 15 years ago
Things You Ought Not Say to a Woman
by Steve Dallas
444dlw over 15 years ago
Please pardon the previous blank (if it even appears). Steve could be my husband’s twin–easily: mouth in motion before brain. Kind of like I have fingers in motion before brain sometimes, thus the blank.
strodgers over 15 years ago
What people forget is, Steve Dallas probably does think before he says.
darktowerwest over 15 years ago
Girl: “How does it look? Be honest!” Guy: “That’s not my favorite dress, honey, I like the blue one.” Girl: “A$$h0le!”