Peanuts by Charles Schulz for August 26, 2001
Transcript:
Snoopy: There love was not in the cards.. "You've always ignored me," she said. "And now you say you want to marry me." "Every night you play cards." "I'm really afraid," she said, "that you love cards more than you love me. If you could say something nice to me just once, perhaps I'd marry you." " ????" "You blew it!" she said, and walked out of his life forever.