Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for May 01, 2024

With three ex-wives, he has nothing left to lose.

I wonder if Broomie then squealed to the three women their ex’s location.

Knowing his limitations what what made Socrates wise… According to Plato. We don’t know much about Socrates, he never wrote anything. But Plato (who had never studied with him) makes him the star of a lot of fictional dialogues. However, whenever the fictional Socrates opens his mouth the philosophy of Plato spills out.

Could be that his three ex wives are glad that he ist up there.

They legalized gambling and marijuana why don’t they just legalize prostitution and be done with marriage altogether. No hooker ever sued because you walked away from her or knocked her up.

Defiantly not a wise man, otherwise he wouldn’t have three ex-wives.

There once was a man who was wise,

for he hid from all his ex-wives.

But, what do you know, he was saddened to go,

because he remembered their sighs…

And avoiding the possibility of a 4th.

Pearls Before Swine’s “Wise Аss On The Hill” is really making the rounds lately! Sherman’s Lagoon last week, now here.

You can’t bring any assets with you.

Look, ma! No hands!

So that’s where Fletch went after his last novel…