Curses by Chelsea Carr for April 17, 2024

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    Yakety Sax  30 days ago

    In Case You Needed Another Reminder Not To Work For Friends…

    My friend was some unfortunate designer’s client a while back.

    Client: “Hey, I just downloaded Photoshop. How do I save jpegs as .eps in good quality? We need to get our company clothes printed ASAP, and the printer doesn’t accept jpegs.”

    Me: “Don’t you have your logo in vector format?”

    Client: “The old one’s vectorized, but we only have small jpegs of the new one. Also, I made some adjustments. Photoshop lets me save it as .eps, but it looks kind of bad.”

    Me: “You can’t do that. Why not contact the agency that made the logo?”

    Client: “That was a few months ago, and we haven’t exactly paid them yet.”

    (Edwin, just set the stuff down & hop away*

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    phritzg Premium Member 30 days ago

    The snake needs the money to pay for his medications. He has Asp erger’s Syndrome.

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    Decepticomic  30 days ago

    Technically, a bill from a lawyer is neither a trick nor a surprise.

    Sure is unpleasant tho.

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    Ed Brault Premium Member 29 days ago

    LOVE those billable hours!

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    Chris Sherlock  29 days ago

    Well, there’s your unpleasant, Edwin!

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    Aladar30 Premium Member 29 days ago

    Perfect. I hope Edwin manages to put every expense on Wilma. Now that he’s super strong, I wonder how high and long he can jump.

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    davidob  27 days ago

    Who’s on first?

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