Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 03, 2024

Sticky situation.

Today, in the category of “Where have you been and why didn’t you stay there?”

how did that make it past Steinbauer and the HOA?

Billy Joels “Cactus Jack will get you high tonite.” Oh, wait, it’s CAPTAIN Jack. Sorry.

Cactus Jack sure sounds familiar. Hasn’t Ralph dealt with Cactus Jack before?

How much more proof do you need?

Just a coincidence I’m sure

Ah Wally, that’s not a toilet.

How is the use of the name “Cactus Jack” getting by the WWE? Isnt it trademarked?

To Kevin: When were the wrestling arcs?

Wally, you’re priceless!