An aside: I remember watching a 1940s detective movie and the good guy wanted to go into a nightclub and couldn’t because he was only wearing a tux and the dress code required a dinner jacket, or tails, or something. I didn’t know there was anything dressier than a tuxedo.
Bubba wanted to go in, but a tie was required and he didn’t have one. So he went back to the truck and all he could find was jumper cables. So he wrapped those around his neck and went back. The maitre d’ looked at him and said “okay, you can come in, but don’t start nothing!”
BE THIS GUY about 1 month ago
Next time, come for the lunch crowd.
Doug K about 1 month ago
Does a cloak count as a jacket? Does he have to put his hood down?
cdward about 1 month ago
Foiled by the dress code.
jessegooddoggy about 1 month ago
I miss the days of dressing up once in a while.
Meg: All Seriousness Aside about 1 month ago
An aside: I remember watching a 1940s detective movie and the good guy wanted to go into a nightclub and couldn’t because he was only wearing a tux and the dress code required a dinner jacket, or tails, or something. I didn’t know there was anything dressier than a tuxedo.
[Traveler] Premium Member about 1 month ago
Bubba wanted to go in, but a tie was required and he didn’t have one. So he went back to the truck and all he could find was jumper cables. So he wrapped those around his neck and went back. The maitre d’ looked at him and said “okay, you can come in, but don’t start nothing!”
goboboyd about 1 month ago
And don’t think your Wingtips will fool anyone.
Daltongang Premium Member about 1 month ago
Never mess with mother nature and never argue with the grim reaper.
uniquename about 1 month ago
Well, someone is safe until closing time.
ladykat about 1 month ago
Do you need an extra layer of clothing, Death?
Yontrop about 1 month ago
When did Death start obeying rules?
tammyspeakslife Premium Member about 1 month ago
Rule enforcer
rmercer Premium Member about 1 month ago
There’s (almost) always tomorrow…
eb110americana about 1 month ago
Well that’s dis-dressing.
jpozenel about 1 month ago
Sorry, no hoodies.
willie_mctell about 1 month ago
Do robes count?
raybarb44 about 1 month ago
Strictly enforced and it’s after 6:00……