Bill Bramhall for March 28, 2024

Preys je$u$

Wouldn’t spend a cent.

Too bad he doesn’t practice any of its teachings!

How far the mighty have fallen , Reduced to Grifting Bibles , Still Trumpie the Clown !

I think Jesus had some strong feelings about the money changers at the temple.

Due to an unfortunate misprint, Revelation 20:8 replaces “Gog and Magog” with “GOP and MAGA.”

Bible Trumper!

Does the reader have to hold it upside down?

Will he be holding it right side up this time?

Robo-autographed by the MAGA Messiah!

From ‘The Tempest’ (another book he hasn’t read):

“Hell is empty, for all the devils are here!”

Hey, I found Bibles on Amazon for over $67. What’s your point.

I liked Samantha Bee’s quote from the 2015 campaign:

“On the one hand you have the most breathtakingly unqualified ignoramus to have heaved his [golf] balls within striking distance of office. A race-baiting bully who, according to two carefully researched biographies, is a tax-cheating, investor-swindling, dictator-loving, pathologically-lying, attorneys-general-bribing, philandering, mobbed up, narcissistic serial con artist who hasn’t got the attention span to read a fortune cookie, much less a [Bible or] (bleep)ing intelligence briefing.”

“And if you order it today we’ll give you 8” X 10" color photograph of the Last Supper with the original participants and their signatures!"

Trump shoes will give you golden calves.

Telling that it is the King James Version…and that Orange Jesus cannot describe the difference between the two versions. “Well, this one was written by a King and the other one wasn’t.”

74,000,000, you will be laughed at by history.

Let me guess. The trump Bible even has a personal autograph from Jesus. How many rubes are going to throw away their money on this way overinflated price for a Bible that apparently has pages that stick ? I don’t want to know what the story is behind that

Shameless.