The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for April 04, 2024

His real name is Andy. Andy Capp.

What a coincidence, neither do I!

What makes him think Brutus has any extra money to buy both their lunches?

Sucks to be you.

Take him home to lunch, that’ll teach him!

I guess you’ll be having a really, really light lunch.

So it appears you will be putting both our lunches on your credit card, Gus?

Come back and see me when you get some money. I am not paying for you.

How about Chez Dumpster?

I’d buy him lunch. Never know when you’re going to need a friend.

How about a nice sidewalk cafe? It’s easier to dine and dash when you’re already outside.

Thanks Gus but I’ve been on a diet. I eat breakfast and dinner. Maybe later when you can take us out?

Gus is smooth

A friend in need is a friend indeed .

Dine and dash

Lunch around the water fountain. Singing camp songs?

so… someplace where you can eat like animals… preferably the ones that eats bugs and grass. :p

Poor Brutus, people coming up with ideas of how he should spend his lunch allowance on them.

How about a relaxing lunch hour on a park bench. Preferably somewhere that Vebblefester can see them. Employees relaxing would ruin his lunch.

At least Gus is up front about not being able to pay for his meal. Though the audacity of the guy to even ask Brutus out knowing he was broke and then own up to it is a bit odd. No doubt Gus thinks Brutus being Bossman’s right hand man makes him more highly paid.

In an editorial cartoon yesterday some kids ended up flipping a debit card to start a game because they didn’t know what a coin is. Guess money is no object to them, either.

There is always an office Gus……….always!

Brutus: “I’ve got my own problems, I don’t need to share yours.”

Brutus just found his personal Andy Capp. Lucky him.

So, Brutus’ usual diner it is…

Hope he’s a good friend cause I would never ever say that to a former friend. I say former as I wouldn’t want to have a friend who would impose on me in that way if he was serious. However, maybe Gus, like myself puts all his meals on credit cards to get the rebates and points or maybe he just likes to joke around, but the expression on Brutus isn’t a laughing one…..

The LEAST Gus could do is bring a BOGO coupon.

If they hit the diner on the right day, Gus won’t ask again.