Brevity by Dan Thompson for April 04, 2024

He is just checking if you are using iceberg or the devils lettuces

Should be Romaine lettuce.

Gonna have to go back to the ranch.

Fish based dressing?

The officer needs to cease seizing the Caesar.

Would’ve been a better pun if a waiter was in the picture and he was saying the officer was there to seize her salad…

Hard to find a restaurant that doesn’t use iceberg, croutons and dressing from a bottle and call it Caesar salad.

Give him your expired anchovy paste.

He’s also a white supremacist, so the cop will seize Aryan.

Never saw the allure for anchovies on a Caesar salad.

Is the cop’s name Romero?

It looks like she had the Seizure Salad.

I ate at Caesar’s (years ago in TJ) and asked about the original salad. They said, originally the anchovy flavor was from Worcestershire sauce (somebody said garum). later it was “upgraded” to the Anchovy. (Believe it or not?)

On Stephan Pastis’s “Pearls Before Swine” I can often see “those” strips happening by the first 2 panels. Dan Thompson is getting that gift as well. The man’s word balloon has that flavor right now.