The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for March 28, 2024

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Dad, that “F” is for Fantastic.

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    Wilde Bill  about 1 month ago

    At least he is not blaming his teacher.

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    GROG Premium Member about 1 month ago

    The numerical grade would have justified it.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 1 month ago

    At my times Italian score at school went from 0 to 10. I got a 10 in Latin, divided into 5 tests. At the age of Wilberforce I was an unbelievably bad student. Fortunately, I then improved significantly.

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Brutus+Gladys=Wilberforce! Any questions?

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    cracker65  about 1 month ago

    Like Zero?

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    Baarorso  about 1 month ago

    I’ll say it first…“A chip off the old BLOCKHEAD”! ;D

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    xaingo  about 1 month ago

    That’s how I view being graded by pass-fail, a P is much lower than an F.

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    jasonsnakelover  about 1 month ago

    Did you hear about the kid who took three math quizzes in a row and got a d on each one? He was trying for a hologram.

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    The Reader Premium Member about 1 month ago

    His mark is solidly in the upper half of the alphabet.

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    nosirrom  about 1 month ago

    I guess he couldn’t convince his teacher that 7 × 13 = 28.

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    storminnorman2010  about 1 month ago

    Peppermint Patty got Z’s.

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    Justanolddude Premium Member about 1 month ago

    If 70% is passing, a Dr making a 70% can write the same prescriptions as a Dr making 100%. They are not all the same.

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    DenO Premium Member about 1 month ago

    There will come a time when kids won’t have to take math if it makes them feel bad.

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    General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Wilberforce is looking on the bright side .

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    preacherman  about 1 month ago

    I once had a geometry teacher that gave F’s down to -5. An F-5 would take several A’s to bring your grade to passing. I don’t remember how many A’s were needed since I never brought my grade up. I failed her class. In Summer school, I got a B in geometry.

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    pat sandy creator about 1 month ago

    he’ll make a fabulous intern at Brutus’ job…

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    Chris  about 1 month ago

    how bad did he do to score that imaginary grade… :{

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    Just-me  about 1 month ago

    Wilberforce is graded on the scale where a D is Dandy and a F is Fine?

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    bilbrlsn  about 1 month ago

    Wilberforce is going to be one of those who claims they have common sense so his stupidity is a virtue.

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    Dapperdan61  Premium Member about 1 month ago

    This is what happens when Brutus helps Wilberforce with his Math homework

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Now really, the kid does have a point…….

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member about 1 month ago

    The kid has tea cozies in his future. Love that Gladys is stoic until her eye roll in the last panel. The grade itself apparently didn’t surprise her.

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    MichaelD Premium Member about 1 month ago

    His teacher should take a page from Peppermint Patty’s teacher’s grading scale. "Extra strength “F” minus"

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    raybarb44  about 1 month ago

    With his lack of the understanding of Math, he most DEFINITELY doesn’t understand the concept of infinity, and that infinity (and beyond) is how really low his test score truly was….

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    cuzinron47  about 1 month ago

    Wilberforce took it easy on him, he could have said it’s genes he has to work with.

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    gopher gofer  about 1 month ago

    i would’ve got a Z-…

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    Chris Sherlock  about 1 month ago

    I’m going to guess that either Brutus or Gladys (possibly both) were not particularly gifted in math when they were in school.

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