From Not Always Right: Attack Of The Snail Spiders
Me: screams “There’s a snail on my side of the tent! Get it off!”
Partner: “Why can’t you just be afraid of spiders like a normal person?”
Me: “Spiders are more common than snails, so you’d have to deal with the screaming girlfriend issue much more frequently.”
Partner: “Good point…”
NOT my story.
Just to clarify, my late Wife was afraid of spiders & mice. But the only time I ever saw her freak was when we went “camping” in a shelter/cabin and when dark ’o clock hit some raccoons and opossums and deer walked up…….
Yakety Sax 3 months ago
From Not Always Right: Attack Of The Snail Spiders
Me: screams “There’s a snail on my side of the tent! Get it off!”
Partner: “Why can’t you just be afraid of spiders like a normal person?”
Me: “Spiders are more common than snails, so you’d have to deal with the screaming girlfriend issue much more frequently.”
Partner: “Good point…”
NOT my story.
Just to clarify, my late Wife was afraid of spiders & mice. But the only time I ever saw her freak was when we went “camping” in a shelter/cabin and when dark ’o clock hit some raccoons and opossums and deer walked up…….
Doug K 3 months ago
He mostly keeps to himself in that little house-like shell he carries with him.
The Reader Premium Member 3 months ago
Slow but sure cleans the place!
sarahbowl1 Premium Member 3 months ago
Good idea, Zig!
Gina Carson 3 months ago
Slime ball.
TMMILLER Premium Member 3 months ago
NO such thing as one snail.
Blu Bunny 3 months ago
Live in house keeper.
HOTLOTUS1 3 months ago
oh you snailed it! good one
Sir Isaac 3 months ago
Goldfish are very social and I’m sure he will welcome the company.
Zebrastripes 3 months ago
So how much do I have to Shell out for this?
Hamburgs 3 months ago
Truer words have never been spoken! Look no further than supporters of orange!