Never mind the incident when Opus was having Tahnee Welch over a tabletop in Studio 54 when a jilted Gia Carangi tossed a cocktail into his beak. (The glass, not the booze.)
Doesn’t the prurient public just love a tell-all? Thanks to Milo, Opus, your appallingly boring life will now become a bestseller, and you’ll appear on the TV talk shows and be in all the tabloid magazines and online blogs! You’ll finally become famous. And your long-lost mother will recognize your distinctive beak and disown you!…
Milo provided the “oomph” factor, but “Conquests Of A Stud Monkey” didn’t cut the mustard with the author, so a shorter, simpler “NAKED CAME I” was suitable……provided the author doesn’t know about it.
Ravenswing almost 9 years ago
Never mind the incident when Opus was having Tahnee Welch over a tabletop in Studio 54 when a jilted Gia Carangi tossed a cocktail into his beak. (The glass, not the booze.)
Sisyphos almost 9 years ago
Doesn’t the prurient public just love a tell-all? Thanks to Milo, Opus, your appallingly boring life will now become a bestseller, and you’ll appear on the TV talk shows and be in all the tabloid magazines and online blogs! You’ll finally become famous. And your long-lost mother will recognize your distinctive beak and disown you!…
masingermo almost 9 years ago
Well, I’m sure that someone shot Warren Beatty in the buttocks.
Flash5005 almost 9 years ago
“Man, those Samoans are a surly bunch”…
Sailor46 USN 65-95 almost 9 years ago
Pictures! We need Pictures!
Black4dder almost 9 years ago
My favorite response to any ‘exaggeration’ I may have written: “must be a typo”.
HAL69 almost 9 years ago
Milo provided the “oomph” factor, but “Conquests Of A Stud Monkey” didn’t cut the mustard with the author, so a shorter, simpler “NAKED CAME I” was suitable……provided the author doesn’t know about it.