Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for March 27, 2024

“…I might as well order a second piece of peanut butter pie!”

I started a tequila diet, so far I’ve lost two days….

If there’s no tomorrow, then there’s no chance getting a Pew-litzer Prize, is there?

It’s funny bc old people are close to dying

“Think of all the people on the Titanic who turned the dessert cart away.”

Oh wow, look at those two in P3! “If there’s no tomorrow…” and they give each other a seductive look. Ed is left in the booth alone as his two pals head to the backseat of Ralph’s Studabaker.

Ah yes, the old codger booth at the at the local donut shop.

maybe oldman pickles should join them

“If there’s no tomorrow, then I’m going to stiff the waitress for the bill today!”

…..as mama always said………“tomorrow never comes”!!!!!!!

Tomorrow…’s always tomorrow….tomorrow’s just a day…a—way……

I know people in their 90s still playing golf. I also know people in their 60s living in rest homes.

Might as well enjoy another piece of pie.

Although if there’s no tomorrow why do anything.

Oh, Ralph… there’s always a tomorrow. The only question is whether you’ll be around to see it.

I forgot what I was going to say!

Ralph thinks, “Life is too short. I’m going to take another shot at that young waitress!”