Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for March 03, 2014

I think this series of reader comments are really letters he received. Thank God for Go Comics.. We don’t have this lunatic fringe here!!

(Mabel, get the rifle, I think those kids are on the lawn again)

Barbarion: Better go out and buy one. Usually it’s just easier to do what the voices tell you and relax.

“Shut up Abner, and load the photon torpedoes.”

My voices all sound like my mother

I do what my Rice Crispies tell me to.

C.R. Foxworth doesn’t want a gun; he wants a nude manatee (?). Does the AAAPFH endorse this kind of behavior?

“Marx had a beard. Lenin had a beard. Gabby Hayes had whiskers!” – George Carlin

Interesting comment Bobarion about Mabel as you are bordering on a Copywrited Poem infringement. I hope it is because you have read my poems and like them.

some people are just standing around WAITING to be “offended.”

Read panel 1.

“Strangle a manatee in the nude.”

And that, dear friends, is the kind of thing that Berke Breathed, and ONLY Berke Breathed, would think of.