In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for March 15, 2024

Tough league.

There’s your problem, you should have totally vaporized him instead of leaving a big mess on the court.

Just powdered him. Add some water. He’ll be fine.

The refs have it in for Draymond Green.

Could have fooled me….

then why is he a pile of dust.

Happened to me in high school, but the coach had me walk it off.

He’s still moving.

It’s still a foul … and the foul smell from it is still fresh.

better let it go, ref, if you know what’s good for ya!

When it’s tied, they have to go to E.T. O.T.

He’s just a little dehydrated.

Alien version of flopping.

I’m sure he can reform himself