I would – but my insurance wouldn’t cover the consequences
They’d laugh. It’s the downside of being weak. The upside is that no one will dare slap me.
She has gone slaphappy!
OK, let me get my fish.
Turn the other cheek Aunty, just walk away.
Sometimes silence is the most eloquent argument.
Slap or spank?
Might not work very well!!!!
Problem is, the only people who’d take this advice haven’t actually been the bigger person to begin with.
I’ve come to believe, in my long and. . . life, that all those sayings are put in place by the bad guys to keep the good guys under control. . .
Only fools rush in dearie.
Okay, Aunty. But will you pick me up when they slap back and knock me down?
Aunty, you need to know this. In every group of women there is one slu#t. If you don’t know who that person is, then it’s you.
I have a better idea. FLAP them. Make like a goose and flap their r#mp with your wing!
While it’s agreed you’ve been the bigger person, but in the way your saying.
seanfear about 1 month ago
I would – but my insurance wouldn’t cover the consequences
FreyjaRN Premium Member about 1 month ago
They’d laugh. It’s the downside of being weak. The upside is that no one will dare slap me.
The Reader Premium Member about 1 month ago
She has gone slaphappy!
nosirrom about 1 month ago
OK, let me get my fish.
Shirl Summ Premium Member about 1 month ago
Turn the other cheek Aunty, just walk away.
dflak about 1 month ago
Sometimes silence is the most eloquent argument.
jango about 1 month ago
Slap or spank?
rockyridge1977 about 1 month ago
Might not work very well!!!!
amaneaux about 1 month ago
Problem is, the only people who’d take this advice haven’t actually been the bigger person to begin with.
1953Baby about 1 month ago
I’ve come to believe, in my long and. . . life, that all those sayings are put in place by the bad guys to keep the good guys under control. . .
CorkLock about 1 month ago
Only fools rush in dearie.
ladykat about 1 month ago
Okay, Aunty. But will you pick me up when they slap back and knock me down?
Daltongang Premium Member about 1 month ago
Aunty, you need to know this. In every group of women there is one slu#t. If you don’t know who that person is, then it’s you.
Macushlalondra about 1 month ago
I have a better idea. FLAP them. Make like a goose and flap their r#mp with your wing!
cuzinron47 about 1 month ago
While it’s agreed you’ve been the bigger person, but in the way your saying.