I oppose giving animals as gifts. I hope they poke holes in the box so you can breath. Make sure it is opened quickly, before you need to eat, drink or go to the bathroom
The past is forgotten. The future is unknown. And there’s nothing you can do to keep the present locked down permanently. May as well freak out now and avoid the rush.
Yakety Sax 4 months ago
Verne, are you trying to be a. . . post turtle?
face.less_b 4 months ago
I oppose giving animals as gifts. I hope they poke holes in the box so you can breath. Make sure it is opened quickly, before you need to eat, drink or go to the bathroom
mokspr Premium Member 4 months ago
Don’t worry about the present Verne, you are not getting one.
Doug K 4 months ago
It’s hard to keep up with the present (sometimes).
a sage 4 months ago
We are all living in the present.
A1scout 4 months ago
The future is now and the present has become the past. How time flies.
nosirrom 4 months ago
Corporal get me the video cassette of “Over The Hedge” the movie.
“We’re in now now.”
lee85736 4 months ago
Yesterday is a memory, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift. That’s why they call it the present.
Ellis97 4 months ago
That’s why it’s called, “the present”. It’s a precious gift.
chris_o42 4 months ago
Now…and it’s gone, Now…and it’s gone…Now…
Gina Carson 4 months ago
The present is past before you can finish typing your comment.
Darryl Heine 4 months ago
You should try listening to Jethro Tull’s “Living In The Past”.
Munch 4 months ago
The present is fleeting.
ThreeDogDad Premium Member 4 months ago
How now, brown cow?
richdell 4 months ago
But are you present and accounted for?
MichaelD Premium Member 4 months ago
Long bomb a twinkie box and continue your zen, Verne.
22Wu33/es Premium Member 4 months ago
“Who’s on first?”
tigger0612 Premium Member 4 months ago
“Right now keeps happening”-Van Halen
oakie817 4 months ago
now it is
Dave 4 months ago
I like Christmas presents.
eddi-TBH 4 months ago
The past is forgotten. The future is unknown. And there’s nothing you can do to keep the present locked down permanently. May as well freak out now and avoid the rush.
MichaelD Premium Member 4 months ago
Go back to then?When?Now!I can’t!Why?We passed it!When?Just now!…..When will then..be now?SOON…!!
banjoAhhh! 4 months ago
Where’s George?
Mediatech 4 months ago
The times they are a changing.