Garfield by Jim Davis for March 13, 2024

And who is Mr. Tennis ball’s best friend?

Mr. Tennis Ball is bad for the teeth.

Rawhide chew would have been a better answer, but tennis ball is what most dog owners resonate with.

Is Mr. Tennisball a nightmare?

It’s all a racket in any case…….

Have a ball.

I get around.

I was going to say the butcher

That’s a well-rounded answer.

A nice game of fetch is in order.

which means that the tennis ball business will stay afloat for a long time…

My pit bull mix has two preferred toys as best friends. A crushed bleach bottle and a cedar stick. She’ll give me some of her time for serious loving, of her, not me, but immediately leave me for the toys.

Here I would have figured it would be squirrels.

Which loops back to why dog is Man’s best friend… Like a fractal of fetch and feed…

And they deserve each other. Awwww!

I thought a bone was a dog’s best friend

Dogs are man’s best friend, cats leave a forwarding address.

Not Mr. Frisbee?

Um no, it’s me. Duh.

And when that’s not available his fall back is of course the squeaky bone

Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read—Groucho

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Entry #35: So Mariella went to the local park to alleviate the stress. The park was full of people walking, running, standing and sitting. They all had their own lives. And no one cared about the woman.

Ooh the wooden stick is NOT gonna like this

Of course it would be a tennis ball

But who bought him Mr. Tennis Ball?

“Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.” Groucho Marx.

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