Drabble by Kevin Fagan for January 30, 2024

Are we sure it was a honk and not something else lower down?

The horn isn’t working in my truck and I’ve never wanted it more! Can’t remember the last time I honked at another driver but since mine has been out of commission I’ve wanted to at least 3 times! Yesterday some moron was driving the wrong way on a 6 lane street in the middle of town (3 lanes going north, 3 south and a “suicide” lane in the middle that you’re supposed to use for turning, he was in the 1st lane next to the turning lane but going against traffic. At 1st I thought he mistakenly believed he was in the turning lane but you’re not supposed to drive along in it either so who knows!)

What is the problem with Wally?

Are you sure it’s not Steinbauer following you around honking?

Speaking of honking, last week I saw two flocks of geese flying south. The coldest weather yet so far this year. They sure waited long enough.

Want no horn? Lay off the gas!!

So much for Wally’s nap!

Somebody has quite a honker.

Somebody tooted.

Just yesterday someone honked at me. He was on the wrong side of the road in a hurry to get to the left turn lane. I was in the left lane, with my turn signal on, waiting until I got to the left turn lane. But it was my fault I was in his way.

Once again, Wally steals the show. He is totally hilarious.

Well, you’re just a honky-tonky kind of guy! LOL

It’s Canadian geese honking at him. /s.

I love my horn. Anyone that sits at a green light because they are messing with their phones….I lay on it!

Now Wally, you’re the one that crashes into people.

Where did that come from?