The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for January 13, 2024

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    oldpine52  4 months ago

    Let Gladys go to work.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 4 months ago

    But the worst news is that he will go back to work for Rancid company.

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    Uncle Kenny  4 months ago

    Yup, that’s what I did.

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    suv2000  4 months ago

    It’s 62 I almost died that was 5 years ago

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    Zykoic  4 months ago

    I rarely find clear, useful information on gov site but investorDOTgov is pretty good;

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    GROG Premium Member 4 months ago

    I’d say you never had enough funds to retire if you have to go back to work at any point.

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    cracker65  4 months ago

    He’s like me, when he dies, he can retire.

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    nosirrom  4 months ago

    I wanted my retirement fund to grow but I couldn’t budge it.

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    bobpickett1  4 months ago

    All to true.

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    dcdete.  4 months ago

    Looking up the stats, The Born Loser was created some 58 years ago in 1965.

    Which means Brutus is 58 years old so he has 4 more years of work to go. Brutus, now’s the time to ask for a raise so you can even stay retired at age 63!

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    Just-me  4 months ago

    Retirement is a scary step. Especially if you play the “what if” game, which I’m inclined to do.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 4 months ago

    Sorry Brutus…A lot of people are in the same boat………………..

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    ladykat  4 months ago

    Most of us are like that.

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    pat sandy creator 4 months ago

    Brutus must have it in bitcoin..

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    russef  4 months ago

    Hire Milly out to haunt houses?

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    raybarb44  4 months ago

    Upside is that as long as you are working, you have an excuse to not be at home and being hounded by the wife and more imprtantly, the Ramona Hell Hound. AND you really do need sonething to occupy your retirement time. I work parttime in my teaching and it gives me something to look forward to each week and I still get Christmas and Summer vacations. Maybe you could write a book, your autobiography for instance. I think it would be a best seller……

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 4 months ago

    Don’t tell Gargoyle. Mother’s advice to Gladys will be to get lots of life insurance on Brutus since it’s not beyond the realm of possibility that Rancid will give him a heart attack well before they can share that one madcap year of fun.

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    preacherman  4 months ago

    Why would Brutus want give up his easy job for retirement at age 62. Had I had his job, I could’ve worked till 70. It was lucky for me, I and my mother had planned for my retirement years. Thanks to her preplanning, I could’ve retired at 58, but chose to work till age 63.

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    cuzinron47  4 months ago

    It’s not gonna get any better working for Rancid.

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    ira.crank  4 months ago

    Maybe Gladys can get her job back as a prison guard.

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    Totalloser Premium Member 4 months ago

    most Americans have not saved for retirement so Brutus is in the norm on that one

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    bigplayray  4 months ago

    Just turned 60. I still got 7-8 years to go. What a DRAG!

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    C wolfe  4 months ago

    Good thing I retired at sixty-three, now I do not have to go back to work.

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    Brian Fink  4 months ago

    Loser, I feel for ya!

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    christelisbetty  4 months ago

    Go turn on the Brows v Texans game. It will shorten your life expectancy.Less rime to worry about.

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    gopher gofer  4 months ago

    i envy brutus being able to retire for that long… ☺

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    PAR85  4 months ago

    I was waiting for him to say she was going to have to work until 70.

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    Chris  4 months ago

    so… work two or more jobs. You’ll be at deaths doorstep faster, but at least someone gets to enjoy your retirement… :J

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