They say that you see us when we’re sleeping. Wouldn’t that imply omnipresence? And you know when we’re awake. Does that mean you are omniscient? They also say that you know if we’ve been good or bad. Are you in a position to make absolute moral judgements? Do you realize the immense theological implications of these things?
Yakety Sax 5 months ago
snicker
terrapin6000 Premium Member 5 months ago
How long has RJ had an espresso machine ?!? Anytime I think I cannot like him anymore than I already do he goes and does something great.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 5 months ago
He has spies.
Finbar Gurdy 5 months ago
Vern was naughty?
Purple People Eater 5 months ago
Dear Santa,
They say that you see us when we’re sleeping. Wouldn’t that imply omnipresence? And you know when we’re awake. Does that mean you are omniscient? They also say that you know if we’ve been good or bad. Are you in a position to make absolute moral judgements? Do you realize the immense theological implications of these things?
Studebaker Hoch 5 months ago
I like that snazzy Breville machine. Is that a tiny windmill on the top to power it?
Doug K 5 months ago
Which is worse – an informer or an informer on an informer?
[And what about an informer on an informer on an informer?]
scote1379 Premium Member 5 months ago
Snoop Dog on the shelf ! ( saw one at Walmart !)
Ellis97 5 months ago
Don’t you think it’s a little creepy that Santa knows when we’re sleeping or awake?
tcumming 5 months ago
The tooth fairy moonlights as an informant for Santa
rugeirn 5 months ago
You’d better be nice / and keep it up, mate / you’re living in a/ surveillance state / Santa’s got the data / on you.
Thomas Overbeck Premium Member 5 months ago
You’re lucky Hammy’s nickname isn’t Snow, Vern…
SrTechWriter 5 months ago
[Chuckle]
Bill Löhr Premium Member 5 months ago
Santa = Big Brother (1984)
NoSleepTil_BKLYN 5 months ago
“A Licky Boom-Boom Down…!!”
car2ner 5 months ago
google and facebook know everything