Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for December 09, 2023

the house will be wrecked in no time – perfect.

Santa passed away in 1876 40 years after being responsible for the death of the legendary Dave Crockett.

Why do they need a screwdriver? They’re already screwed up!!

Good guess, be good!

Won’t they be shocked when someone explains phone and internet data harvesting and tracking.

Hidden camera in the vents? Isn’t that the landlord’s purview.

Santa is magic, kids. You’ll never find him.

This is how they celebrate the season of Ad"vent".

So glad I didn’t grow up with this suspicious, spying, list-checking Santa, but the generous, loving, jovial Father Christmas.

I love that Katy’s manipulations has turned against her here.

Face it kids, you’re gonna have to be nice.

So they make the ultimate sacrifice, and be nice, and all they get is underwear and socks.

One of the reasons it’s called a magical time of year. Because calling it a paranoid time of year is bad marketing. As are most things that are supposed to build character.

Eventually, she will join the CIA……….

What about the “fourth wall”?

’Cmon these kids have been shown as ultra-sophisticated how can you arc it this way?…

According to a 1964 movie, Santa was kidnapped by martians, so I hope nobody has their hopes up for any gifts…

And all his elves work for the KGB—but you didn’t hear it from me.