Peanuts Begins by Charles Schulz for April 18, 2024

The Blockhead has a point. By the time they’re through with their dialogue, his house will have burnt down.

“Where’s the fire!?”

Just don’t play with matches, boys! (Or girls)

I remember as kids saying “ladybug,ladybug fly away home, your house in on fire and your childrens alone”

Back then, nobody got excited about a small kid with an ax. Now, some department of government would crumble.

Look at the sky turn a hellfire red. Yeah, somebody’s house is burning down down (down down down)

Vaudeville humor!

Did you hear about the Spanish firefighter who had twin boys? They were called José and Hose B.☺