Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for December 19, 2023

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    ekke  6 months ago

    Or is that the waiter’s snarky comment about his waistline?

    Regardless, no tip a-tall.

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    Farside99  6 months ago

    Well, let’s take a look at your usual comment. Why are you making it that way? Have you had a problem with other people joining your dinner parties as a rule?

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    stillfickled Premium Member 6 months ago

    I hate it when that happens.

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    bobbyferrel  6 months ago

    Hello. My name is Bobby. I’ll be your customer tonight. If at any time I want anything at all, I’ll search vainly for you and wonder to where you may have disappeared and when you might put in an appearance.

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    The Reader Premium Member 6 months ago

    Three it is!

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    Macushlalondra  6 months ago

    I thought only nurses used that sort of “we.” “How are we today?” So condescending. Best get out of that habit, waiter, if you want a tip.

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    Doug K  6 months ago

    That’s a question best asked before they are seated at a table.

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    purepaul  6 months ago

    Another good reply is to suggest there are only two seats, so we won’t be sharing the table.

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    Meg: All Seriousness Aside  6 months ago

    I sometimes use that line, but to the host(ess), not the server. They should know.

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    ladykat  6 months ago

    How many of us do you see?

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  6 months ago

    Well, alrighty then! Jim Carrey.

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    wildlandwaters  6 months ago

    “actually I’m just a figment of your imagination, so it’ll be one, thank you”

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    northernbills  6 months ago

    Three of us: me, myself and I.

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    lawguy05  6 months ago

    But if you do join us you get to pick up the tab.

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    elgrecousa Premium Member 6 months ago

    Being a server is rough. Give them a break.

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