Well, let’s take a look at your usual comment. Why are you making it that way? Have you had a problem with other people joining your dinner parties as a rule?
Hello. My name is Bobby. I’ll be your customer tonight. If at any time I want anything at all, I’ll search vainly for you and wonder to where you may have disappeared and when you might put in an appearance.
ekke 6 months ago
Or is that the waiter’s snarky comment about his waistline?
Regardless, no tip a-tall.
Farside99 6 months ago
Well, let’s take a look at your usual comment. Why are you making it that way? Have you had a problem with other people joining your dinner parties as a rule?
stillfickled Premium Member 6 months ago
I hate it when that happens.
bobbyferrel 6 months ago
Hello. My name is Bobby. I’ll be your customer tonight. If at any time I want anything at all, I’ll search vainly for you and wonder to where you may have disappeared and when you might put in an appearance.
The Reader Premium Member 6 months ago
Three it is!
Macushlalondra 6 months ago
I thought only nurses used that sort of “we.” “How are we today?” So condescending. Best get out of that habit, waiter, if you want a tip.
Doug K 6 months ago
That’s a question best asked before they are seated at a table.
purepaul 6 months ago
Another good reply is to suggest there are only two seats, so we won’t be sharing the table.
Meg: All Seriousness Aside 6 months ago
I sometimes use that line, but to the host(ess), not the server. They should know.
ladykat 6 months ago
How many of us do you see?
Zen-of-Zinfandel 6 months ago
Well, alrighty then! Jim Carrey.
wildlandwaters 6 months ago
“actually I’m just a figment of your imagination, so it’ll be one, thank you”
northernbills 6 months ago
Three of us: me, myself and I.
lawguy05 6 months ago
But if you do join us you get to pick up the tab.
elgrecousa Premium Member 6 months ago
Being a server is rough. Give them a break.