Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for September 27, 2023

Yes, yes it would.

I knew the world would make sense, eventually. Now it does.

What’s so bad about vegetarians (male mosquitos) as long as they don’t “preach”?

The female one this morning in my bedroom on the other hand kept me from sleeping – and not in a good way or with my consent.

It would explain Kamala T. Harris…

I always imagined that I’d be reincarnated as a light skinned Latino boy with a mop top.

No, Hammy, as a politician, not as a human.

I was previously a mermaid.

With my luck, if reincarnation is true, I’ll probably come back as myself.

Oh! Rand Paul!

I think a slug would be a more likely candidate.

When you break down politics you get “poli” which means many and “tics” which are blood sucking insects

Mosquitos live on nectar until the breeding season. Then the females go for a snack of blood for the extra food value. The diseases they carry are not their fault. A human version would infect itself to kill it’s victims, if draining almost all their blood didn’t work. And both sexes would do it all year. And have the death penalty for raising a hand to shoo them off.

I recall a “B.C.” comic strip where Peter says “Reincarnation is the belief that one dies and comes back as a lesser being.” To which Curls replies “Looks like this is your last trip.”

P.S. See “Calvin and Hobbes”- 8/4/1995.

If you come back as a hillbilly, is that reintarnation?