Mother Goose and Grimm by Mike Peters for September 07, 2023

I thought it was for another use!!!

She likes them well chilled.

Stirred, not shaken.

Well, that will keep James Bond away!

rectal?

And to make sure it’s at the correct temperature.

No one told her it is a rectal thermometer.

Very particular about the temperature of her drinks?

keep telling yourself that UNTIL she uses it on you, Grimmy.

This could go so many directions, but being a family cartoon………

that’ll sanitize it, at least.

And Martini better be at the right temperature…

And here all I was going to say was ……. to make sure ……….. it’s properly “CHILLED” ….. ;)

Back in the day many breweries would employ men to test the serving temperature of their beer at local bars. An uncle of mine would carry a thermometer in his shirt pocket and do just that while jotting notes on a little pad, many bartenders would comp his beer thinking he worked for the brewery. He said he always left a tip for those who did. Cheap or smart, not sure.

Haha! (＾▽＾) Hope that isn’t a rectal thermometer!