Suspenders should work just fine.
At least the woman was smart enough to wear a one piece to the water park. That’s the least likely kind of swimwear that will lead to a wardrobe malfunction, barring any wedgie action.
This should save him from any em"bare-ass"ment.
um, could be “exciting” getting them off
Got a little carried away with it though.
Just call him the mummy.
What…is he going down backwards?? (or, bassackwards??)
Taped his arms in, duct tape might not be very slick on the slide either. Anyway wouldn’t he go down feet first?
Would you believe someone taped him??? Check his arms.
Dana Summers
April 03, 2015
AllishaDawn 9 months ago
Suspenders should work just fine.
zmech13 Premium Member 9 months ago
At least the woman was smart enough to wear a one piece to the water park. That’s the least likely kind of swimwear that will lead to a wardrobe malfunction, barring any wedgie action.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 9 months ago
This should save him from any em"bare-ass"ment.
KEA 9 months ago
um, could be “exciting” getting them off
cuzinron47 9 months ago
Got a little carried away with it though.
cuzinron47 9 months ago
Just call him the mummy.
wildlandwaters 9 months ago
What…is he going down backwards?? (or, bassackwards??)
rbullfogg 9 months ago
Taped his arms in, duct tape might not be very slick on the slide either. Anyway wouldn’t he go down feet first?
aussie399 Premium Member 7 months ago
Would you believe someone taped him??? Check his arms.