I remember back in the 80s I was taking an advertising class in college, and we were supposed to come up with an ad illustration for a lawn mower that cuts even in heavy rain. I had Noah mowing the lawn while the animals were getting onboard and the rain was coming down — and some caption like, “Don’t worry. With this new WetMower 2000, I’ll be finished and onboard in no time.” The professor ripped me a new one, not because the joke was dumb but because it was anachronistic.
“I know it’s kind of last minute, but I’ve got this great opportunity to go on this luxury couples cruise, and you’re the only one I considered calling . . . "
Wonder how many calls he’ll have to make to get one who’ll say, “Yes.”
C 9 months ago
Preparing for the rainy season
allen@home 9 months ago
I’m at the salon getting my hooves done. Why do you ask.
The Reader Premium Member 9 months ago
Hookup for a 40-day cruise…
cdward 9 months ago
I remember back in the 80s I was taking an advertising class in college, and we were supposed to come up with an ad illustration for a lawn mower that cuts even in heavy rain. I had Noah mowing the lawn while the animals were getting onboard and the rain was coming down — and some caption like, “Don’t worry. With this new WetMower 2000, I’ll be finished and onboard in no time.” The professor ripped me a new one, not because the joke was dumb but because it was anachronistic.
Doug K 9 months ago
I know this seems udderly ridiculous … but I just got invited on this free cruise … but I can’t go alone … this guy is only taking couples.
Sorry to rush you, but it seems like it may be a matter of life or death … so you’ve got to get mooving. They’re leaving before the rain starts.
ArtyD2 Premium Member 9 months ago
They’ll travel in steerage.
Zebrastripes 9 months ago
Would you consider a cruise?
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member 9 months ago
There’s something going on and they’re not telling everyone. Meet me at the mountain top.
mistercatworks 9 months ago
“How are your sea legs?”
gopher gofer 9 months ago
it’s okay. if you’re busy it’s not like it’s the end of the world…
paullp Premium Member 9 months ago
“I know it’s kind of last minute, but I’ve got this great opportunity to go on this luxury couples cruise, and you’re the only one I considered calling . . . "
Wonder how many calls he’ll have to make to get one who’ll say, “Yes.”
trdouglas Premium Member 9 months ago
I laughed, I cried, I nodded knowingly.