What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
My wife’s cooking is so bad the flies fix our screens.
I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
My wife is a great driver, she once hit a deer. It was in a zoo.
My wife had her driver’s test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear.
I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio
“Rodney Dangerfield” was the name a fictional cowboy star on the Jack Benny show, which is where Rodney (whose actual name was Jacob Cohen) got his name.
SpacedInvader Premium Member 11 months ago
Rodney is turning over.
alasko 11 months ago
No tie either.
mywifeslover 11 months ago
I paid for my kids karate lessons… now he makes me eat his vegetables.
Say What? Premium Member 11 months ago
Jimmy is never going to stop spying on my parents, is he?
John Smith 11 months ago
What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
My wife’s cooking is so bad the flies fix our screens.
I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
My wife is a great driver, she once hit a deer. It was in a zoo.
My wife had her driver’s test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear.
I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member 11 months ago
One day, someone will make the last Rodney Dangerfield reference. I wonder if today is that day?
david_42 11 months ago
I have to restake the grape vines today. First, I need to track down the pole slammer.
formathe 11 months ago
That’s my wife, right there. “Tell me when to laugh.”
Cincoflex 11 months ago
leaving stakes around would make it a Dangerfield!
Ignatz Premium Member 11 months ago
“Rodney Dangerfield” was the name a fictional cowboy star on the Jack Benny show, which is where Rodney (whose actual name was Jacob Cohen) got his name.
KEA 11 months ago
I felt that way when I was teaching all the time… but I was using it to find the more astute students (ahem)
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 11 months ago
Love the nod to Rod!
sobrown51 11 months ago
Gladitoldus.
syzygy47 11 months ago
I don’t know who Glads is, but I’ll get the “stakes” (sic) and fire up the BBQ
ahnk_2000 11 months ago
Tough town, I tell ya.
Boise Ed Premium Member 11 months ago
You’ll get your steaks faster after I crank up the BBQ.