What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
My wife’s cooking is so bad the flies fix our screens.
I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
My wife is a great driver, she once hit a deer. It was in a zoo.
My wife had her driver’s test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear.
I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio
“Rodney Dangerfield” was the name a fictional cowboy star on the Jack Benny show, which is where Rodney (whose actual name was Jacob Cohen) got his name.
SpacedInvader Premium Member over 1 year ago
Rodney is turning over.
alasko over 1 year ago
No tie either.
mywifeslover over 1 year ago
I paid for my kids karate lessons… now he makes me eat his vegetables.
Say What? Premium Member over 1 year ago
Jimmy is never going to stop spying on my parents, is he?
John Smith over 1 year ago
What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
My wife’s cooking is so bad the flies fix our screens.
I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
My wife is a great driver, she once hit a deer. It was in a zoo.
My wife had her driver’s test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear.
I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 1 year ago
One day, someone will make the last Rodney Dangerfield reference. I wonder if today is that day?
david_42 over 1 year ago
I have to restake the grape vines today. First, I need to track down the pole slammer.
formathe over 1 year ago
That’s my wife, right there. “Tell me when to laugh.”
Cincoflex over 1 year ago
leaving stakes around would make it a Dangerfield!
Ignatz Premium Member over 1 year ago
“Rodney Dangerfield” was the name a fictional cowboy star on the Jack Benny show, which is where Rodney (whose actual name was Jacob Cohen) got his name.
KEA over 1 year ago
I felt that way when I was teaching all the time… but I was using it to find the more astute students (ahem)
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member over 1 year ago
Love the nod to Rod!
sobrown51 over 1 year ago
Gladitoldus.
syzygy47 over 1 year ago
I don’t know who Glads is, but I’ll get the “stakes” (sic) and fire up the BBQ
ahnk_2000 over 1 year ago
Tough town, I tell ya.
Boise Ed Premium Member over 1 year ago
You’ll get your steaks faster after I crank up the BBQ.