Monty by Jim Meddick for July 01, 2023

Didn’t someone predict in yesterday’s comments that this would happen?

When young, we’d use sparklers like delayed fuses, by wrapping firecracker fuses along the bottom and lighting.

If he doesn’t want people buying sparklers why have them on the shelf?

Here in Maine, fireworks are legal……which makes the Fourth of July a bit more festive. My house overlooks a lake and an island. Many of the homes on the island have really great firework displays and I get to enjoy them for free. I would compare it to a civil war battlefield because the fireworks come from so many different locations.

Good thing he didn’t see the the small packet of black snake tablets…

This guy’s got a short fuse.

They couldn’t lie & say they were a gift for his young niece?

Now we know where Drill Instructors go when they retire.

Yep. That guy is definitely remembering his previous job too much.

He’s going to use them as road flares

it’s not a good business model to chase away customers for buying things you stock

Just tell him to pack it in his fundamental aperture.

Gotta love this ex-D.I.! Monty needs the workout, and Moonie can’t run fast or far enough! Those sneaky wienie-boys tried to smuggle out sparklers, for gunny’s sake!