Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 09, 2023

At least you have some padding there.

Well he ain’t no Gent to put you down GENT-ly.

Thank God for a good bumper!!!

Well Honey, I think the reason falls under the “deranged” part of his description.

Better color shading here then normally seen in this strip… A step up.

I volunteer to rub some lotion on it. Strictly to stop the pain of course.

Isn’t anyone gonna stand up for Adele?

C’mon, Dan, shape up! It’s not ‘your’ Lila, it’s you’re Lila! Haven’t we taught you better than this?

Well, if he set you down gently, he wouldn’t be a supervillain!

KA-LILA!

Well, most deranged supervillains happen to be jerks, so that sort of precludes putting people down gently.

ka-butt