Drabble by Kevin Fagan for December 07, 2022

Ralph is having a war with prepositions.

Nine seconds a new record. It usually takes Ralph fourteen or more seconds to catch on.

Same reason we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway. Or cargo travels by ship, but a shipment travels by truck.

You married him, he married you sweetheart, thats makes him smarter than you.

Drive on a parkway but park in a driveway?

Honeybunch can zing!

When I studied German I found they have funny ways of saying things also….it seems to be a universal.

Why is it that noses run, but feet smell?

Wonder how many years’ worth of strips you could based on the vagaries of the English language alone?. . .that is, after you decided which English dialect to use: American, British, Canadian, Australian, not to mention the regional dialects in each country. . .

Honeybunch: I have around here someplace, well it’s more of a book.

honeybunch’s mona lisa smile is priceless

In England, a post goes to the Royal Mail, in the US, mail goes to the Post Office.

Up in smoke and down in flames mean the same thing.

Do you suppose Jerry Seinfeld and other comedians try out material at home? Based on June is taking Ralph’s jokes, I hope not.

What a miserable woman! She is always looking to put him down.