Do like mom says, Alice, and think of something special about Dill. And what’s the most special thing about him? He has you as a friend! So draw a picture of yourself. This way you fulfill many of your narcissistic tendencies at once, plus you remind Dill of how lucky he is to know you!
JudasPeckerwood over 1 year ago
Personally, I like the abstract direction you’re taking there, Alice.
mccollunsky over 1 year ago
He’ll at least love the thought
gbars70 over 1 year ago
Draw a picture of a Trebuchet (love that word) and print under it, “I’m casting you my best wishes for a Happy Birthday!”.
catmom1360 over 1 year ago
I hate that image of gum under the table.
jmolay161 over 1 year ago
With all that gum in his hair, Dill could just jump up out of his deep trench on the playground and stick to the bottom of Alice’s swing.
LeftCoastKen Premium Member over 1 year ago
Good idea, Alice, you’ve got a great start on a really nice flower there already…
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
I love “under the table” gum. Gum from the ’50s had the best flavor by far.
6turtle9 over 1 year ago
Do like mom says, Alice, and think of something special about Dill. And what’s the most special thing about him? He has you as a friend! So draw a picture of yourself. This way you fulfill many of your narcissistic tendencies at once, plus you remind Dill of how lucky he is to know you!
Sisyphos over 1 year ago
Okay, that was really funny, Alice (whether you meant it to be so is a separate question). But Mom’s solution is simple, almost a panacea….