Perry Bible Fellowship by Nicholas Gurewitch for January 17, 2023

He’s doing a pretty good job of it. Maybe tomorrow he will bring his mother’s gun to class.

I don’t remember seeing this PBF before. Is it a new one (at last)?

What he meant to say was “Vampire”

One can hardly bear it

“You can be anything you want to be. Except that.”

Well me is bear already.

I like how the other kids are just, meh, there he goes again…

Teacher asks boy “What d’ya wanna be when topic grow up?”

Boy says “Anything but a grown-up.”

Grammatical question: I know the quotes belong outside the punctuation. But that seems counter-intuitive if the period refers to the whole sentence, but the quotes refer to only a part off it.“.”.“.” (In my old books, I thought the quotation marks looked like a 66 and a 99, but filled in.)

Seems to me that panels 2 & 3 should be switched.